So I just got home from the thrift store where I was shopping for some warm things for Fiona. While I was there she was asleep in her car seat, so I just toted her along.
As I was standing near the sweaters a lady walks up and says "So how far along are you?"
Thinking she meant to ask how old Fiona is, I said "Oh...you mean, well, she's 2 months."
At which point she turns and says "Oh! I didn't even see her! Sorry! I guess you're still just losing the baby weight."
I don't know who was more embarassed me or her.
To try and make a joke out of things I said "Well, it sure would be funny if I were pregnant."
At which point she turned and said "You have been using protection haven't you?"
......Ok, awkward...time to check out.
Hahahaha. Ahh, strangers make me laugh.
5 months ago